I came from SoCal to western Maryland for the birth of my niece and...kids still suck. Newborns are boring and toddlers are hell. I was thinking of calling a taxi and going to a bar last night, but then i realized im in redneck central and there probably arent any bars i could stand to get drunk in. Also there are no… » 4/18/14 4:56pm Friday 4:56pm

Let's say I get blackout drunk tonight and, while browsing the internet, decide to "Like" them on Facebook. Then tomorrow I'm chugging down some rancid Gogurt which happens to have a razorblade in it and I suffer horrific injuries. I have no legal recourse? I was drunk! I couldn't actually consent to this horseshit. Now… » 4/17/14 10:10am Thursday 10:10am