I work in Newport Beach, CA. My office's garage has an electric vehicle plug in station, and it is ALWAYS full. There's a Tesla Roadster (bright orange!) parked in there, along with God knows how many Model S's and even a Fisker Karma. Among the rich, at least here in California, opulence means being green and kale… » 10/30/14 3:39pm Yesterday 3:39pm

So I didn't have the internet until about 1999 (no idea why but my parents just wouldn't buy a modem for the longest time), but I had friends who had it, and modern internet porn is a freaking godsend. We used to look up individual images of naked humans, each of which took like a minute to load. And take turns. Wow,… » 10/28/14 2:40pm Tuesday 2:40pm

The startup I'm working for isn't doing very well, and I am pretty certain that I will be unemployed within a year. Possibly much sooner. In addition to my usual depression, this is making it very hard for me to get through the day. I also feel like I can't tell anyone I know because they will worry. So yeah. Drinking… » 10/24/14 5:51pm 10/24/14 5:51pm